An attempt to bring in a hostage negotiator was made on Day Two with decidedly unexpected and disappointing results when the “negotiator” turned out to be a double agent. The second hour quickly turned into the second day. They provide daily updates, with photos, on the escalating hostage situation, starting with this one on Day 1: Photo Credit: /georgemaxandlando The couple is sharing the whole sordid saga, dubbed ‘The Great Vitamix Incident of 2021’ and/or ‘Appliancegate’ in the private Facebook group, THIS CAT IS C H O N K Y as well as on their Facebook page, Tempermental Chucklefuck and Friends. He promptly took up shop atop the box and claimed his rightful place upon the Vitamix throne.Īnd that folks, was the beginning of the end. The Vitamix-thieving terrorists wasted no time in taking the blender hostage.Īs soon as the couple put the box down on the kitchen floor, “just for a second,” Max seized his opportunity. It all began on the day the Vitamix arrived. Little did the unsuspecting couple know, their three floofy felines were plotting a hilariously brilliant coup d’état.īad kitties. They had coveted one for years and were excited by the prospect of smoothies and soups. On Black Friday, the couple purchased the Cadillac of blenders, a Vitamix, from Amazon. Photo Credit: FB//georgemaxandlando In a hilariously epic Facebook thread, Jessica and Nikii share the “tail” of their three cunningly diabolical cats commandeering their new blender in a weeks-long standoff. Or, more accurately, the box it’s ensconced in. And what they want? Is a Vitamix blender. What these kitties want, these kitties get no matter who they have to victimize to get it. Their masters are Max (aka the sentient soccer ball), George (aka Destroyer of Worlds, aka the questionably sentient potato), and Lando Calrissian (aka the sentient dust bunny).ĭo not let their adorably cute appearances fool you.
Jessica and Nikii Gerson-Neeves are the self-professed “devoted servants of a trio of cats.” No one knows this better than two women from Victoria, British Columbia.
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